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hahahahahaha fucking funny shit! :lol:



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Uncyclopedia - fun stuff!!

Last night I started writing a very brief article there about Guns N' Roses' perpetually upcoming album Chinese Democracy, which was soon given a 7-day "stay of execution" for having "no redeeming value" - it's address (probably not for much longer), is http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Chinese_Democracy :?

Edit: I've finished my article on Chinese Democracy, and taken it off death row - does anyone care?? I didn't think so... :cry:


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Some homosexual people went to a destiny church rally for a lark (of course not mentioning that they were gay)

Part 1
http://www.happyclappinghomos.com/showdata.php?id=17
Part 2
http://www.happyclappinghomos.com/showdata.php?id=18

They (destiny) go to ridiculous lengths to get people to give more money

I love this bit...
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Next came the tithe. We all knew that Destiny members had to tithe ten percent of their income. In addition to this they also have to contribute an offering, the ten percent belongs to God in the first place so therefore you are not giving it to him. It follows then that you need to offer something to God to show your holiness. However what came as more of a surprise is that you are also told to hold your offering and tithe up in your right hand, fist clenched to show the congregation in conjunction of calls of Hallelujah in a brilliant example of peer pressure and psychological blackmail. The tithe is built up by the Pastor as one of the most important parts of the service. This is where the house of God is built. Ironically, immediately after the tithe was extracted, there was a plug for the destiny social services financial and budgetary advice agency. It appeared that no one else got the joke.


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That is some scary shit mate.

I can't see why the Christian community (especially organized groups such as the Apostolic church) don't IN PUBLIC denounce Destiny for what it is....I think i posted in an earlier thread of how they ( the other churchs) are afraid of the 'Bishop' and his cronies.

That in it self is another similarity to the Third Riech. The Church were to scared then and look what happen ( especially to them when they finally did speak up).



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