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PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 1:48 am Reply with quote
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Nothing much just fucked up and I'm too fried to do music right now.Poor fuckerz.Does this mean the marine animals or the conservationists can sue the Navy and fishermen/women and shit for like 30 years of dead whales and shit?Seems like the farts dropped and the sonar manufacturers will be shiting there dacks while I beat them with a piece of 1,000 year old coral,or perhaps I'm getting ahead of myself?I'm going to see if they've already thought of this before this happened.
If so and everyone else has heard of it I will flagellate my self(I know, you can't flagellate someone else)on the ass with a piece of punga.
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Dolphin Beaching Came After Sub Exercise
Monday March 7, 2005 1:16 PM

KEY WEST, Fla. (AP) - The Navy and marine wildlife experts are investigating whether the beaching of dozens of dolphins in the Florida Keys followed the use of sonar by a submarine on a training exercise off the coast.

More than 20 rough-toothed dolphins have died since Wednesday's beaching by about 70 of the marine mammals, Florida Keys National Marine Sanctuary spokeswoman Cheva Heck said Saturday.

A day before the dolphins swam ashore, the USS Philadelphia had conducted exercises with Navy SEALs off Key West, about 45 miles from Marathon, where the dolphins became stranded.

Navy officials refused to say if the submarine, based at Groton, Conn., used its sonar during the exercise.

Some scientists surmise that loud bursts of sonar, which can be heard for miles in the water, may disorient or scare marine mammals, causing them to surface too quickly and suffer the equivalent of what divers know as the bends - when sudden decompression forms nitrogen bubbles in tissue.

``This is absolutely high priority,'' said Lt. Cdr. Jensin Sommer, spokeswoman for Norfolk, Va.-based Naval Submarine Forces. ``We are looking into this. We want to be good stewards of the environment, and any time there are strandings of marine mammals, we look into the operations and locations of any ships that might have been operating in that area.''

Experts are conducting necropsies on the dead dolphins, looking for signs of trauma that could have been inflicted by loud noises.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uslatest/stor ... 34,00.html



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They're having dead babys too now.Still born. :cry:



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I heard on some station this morning that they can identify homosexual dead fetus's...whats fucken next and i wonder how they do that, how the hell can you tell if a dead fetus is gay or not....doesnt make sense to me but hey i wont question science, maybe sometimes i would but not on this supposed fact...



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lol, i realise this has no relevance to the dolphins though hahaha....poor dolphins



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Poor dolphins... Poor fetal-Homo's.


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Poor Wank-stain. I'd hate to be a Rectal Homo-Foetus. :lol:



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...or is it a Necro-Rectal-Homo-Foetus?? :lol:



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...I don't actually know where the rectal came from?I just woke up. I'll blame that?! :roll:
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hahaha...but how the fuck can they tell that a feotus with no brain or little brain stimulants is fucken gay....they much look all homo like or something....but you are very right, with necro-rectal-homo-foetus....isnt foetus a weird word, i wonder why they called it that, i wonder...hmmmm



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The Immortal Great Potatoe would know. Hey Snuff, Post that po-ta-toe thing eh?Cheeerrrrzzz.



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I know how they know. They're scientists. They know EVERYTHING dIdn't you know?No?Jesus, I'm still not really here I don't think. :?



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but how do they even know its a boy or a girl, let alone gay, if its underdeveloped...oh god, i wont fight there logic as they probably had some technical scientific super fucken dooper method of finding out...



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Yip, It's called a God complex. "It's a totally undeveloped foetus that just-so happens to be a male and gay,I fancy."Scientific indeed.Just like Nuke power and pesticide and motor car's and shit .



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About the dead gay foetuses - how on earth could you tell if the scientists got it right or not??
As far as I know (not from experience...), a newborn baby doesn't display any obviously "gay" or "ungay" traits, let alone a foetus.
Unless they've identified "gay genes" of course e.g."That dead foetus is wearing pink floral bell-bottom jeans... that's pretty gay." "But it's a girl!" "Oh, that's alright - definitely not gay then."
Perhaps the scientists are bored, or starved for attention, or after more funding, or a combination of these! "Give us heaps of cash and eventually we might prove this unprovable theory to you... or not, but thanks for the cash!!"

That serves you right for suggesting that I know stuff!!!



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speaking of dead babys n shit

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