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PostPosted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:56 pm Reply with quote
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Fucking hell yes! You are obviously in the know on the subject of what IS true heavy metal! You probably are a musician yourself. Go, you! Keep the faith and continue to support your local TRUE HEAVY METAL and we'll see you at the next show!

still can't work it but that's the link again
http://quizilla.com/users/TheOphidianSy ... 0METAL%3F/



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 11:32 pm Reply with quote
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<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/T/TheOphidia ... esC941.jpg" border="0" alt="Too much commercial radio for you, huh?!?"><br>Good lord, man. What's wrong with you? Never<br>mind--I think I can answer that. You've just<br>been blasted by too much commercial radio and<br>pseudo-nu metal shit. Don't worry, though.<br>You're not beyond help...yet. Go out and get<br>ye some true heavy metal albums and lock<br>yourself in your room with the stereo CRANKED<br>until every bone in your body resonates with<br>the goodness that is...TRUE HEAVY METAL. Good<br>luck!



heh heh...bitchin'



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 12:17 am Reply with quote
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" Fucking hell yes! "

Hehe, I don't really deserve that rating. I know what I like, but don't know shit really about metal. I only just had a listen to Reign of Blood (pretty cool mostly, but some of the lyrics were a bit lame; singing about Satan is NOT scary, it's laughable).

I think all you need to do to get a good score is to like old school stuff, and not modern stuff. I just ticked Iron Maiden and Black Sabbath a lot, they're far preferable to the other crap mentioned.



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 12:56 am Reply with quote
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yeah but thats what I did too :oops:

(...infact, I just changed one answer -- the one about who coined the term heavy metal -- and got the "fucking hell yes" result...so who the fuck is Markus "Metal" Daimieon? I always thought it was Lester Bangs paraphrasing William Burroughs meself...)

but who cares anyway...everyone knows classic rock is the only relevant genre


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:15 am Reply with quote
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Fucking hell yes! You are obviously in the know on the subject of what IS true heavy metal! You probably are a musician yourself. Go, you! Keep the faith and continue to support your local TRUE HEAVY METAL and we'll see you at the next show!

I am surprised...... mind you as most of you know I do like Slayer alot :).... and while their lyrics are laughable, I will always be a fan........ :twisted:

PS.... I managed to paste in the code properly and get a pic instead of text in the window... yay for me......


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(...infact, I just changed one answer -- the one about who coined the term heavy metal -- and got the "fucking hell yes" result...so who the fuck is Markus "Metal" Daimieon? I always thought it was Lester Bangs paraphrasing William Burroughs meself...)
Umm, nah... having a quick google around, he appears to be part of some lame-arses who still sound like Iron Maiden in 2005. Check out

http://www.foreversend.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:SkunkHunt
http://www.thevampireclub.com/gavin/
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(note that their site says "YOU ARE TRUE HEAVY METAL FAN #????" when you go there. This may be how they ended up being lampooned on this quiz).
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I do like Slayer alot Smile.... and while their lyrics are laughable, I will always be a fan........
hehe, I hope I'm not off the X-Mas card list.



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hehe, I hope I'm not off the X-Mas card list.
nah all good Sam.... I actually agree the lyrics are laughable, but I like them that way. For me slayer are a fun band (as is the rest of music I like)..... I have fond memories of Kane, Junior, Jarrod, Dave, Murray, Woody, Markham, Smiley and others in Satanical road listening to such party albums like Reign in Blood and Persistance of time..... yelling..... singing..... drinking....... being obnoxious..... throwing up... then drinking more and planning to take over the world :twisted: or at least wishing James Lisette a merry xmas :twisted:


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Fucking hell yes! You are obviously in the know on the subject of what IS true heavy metal! You probably are a musician yourself. Go, you! Keep the faith and continue to support your local TRUE HEAVY METAL and we'll see you at the next show!



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Fucking hell yes! You are obviously in the know onthe subject of what IS true heavy metal! Youprobably are a musician yourself. Go, you!Keep the faith and continue to support yourlocal TRUE HEAVY METAL and we'll see you at thenext show!

Like I didn't know already.


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<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/T/TheOphidia ... l_1_m2.jpg" border="0" alt="You are TRUE HEAVY METAL!"><br>Fucking hell yes! You are obviously in the know on<br>the subject of what IS true heavy metal! You<br>probably are a musician yourself. Go, you!<br>Keep the faith and continue to support your<br>local TRUE HEAVY METAL and we'll see you at the<br>next show!
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I actually had some trouble making the poll say anything other than Fucking hell yes! - I choose the lamest answers I could find, and still was "in the know". I think the poll's not that well made.

Although probably everybody who got that answered deserved it, except me.



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<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/T/TheOphidia ... ix_3x3.jpg" border="0" alt="You are beyond help."><br>Jeezus tits! You don't know your ass from a hole<br>in the ground, do you? Tell you what--don't<br>leave your house AGAIN until you have figured<br>out how to turn off the radio and think for<br>yourself. Shameful, shameful. Know that every<br>time it rains, the Gods of True Heavy Metal are<br>shedding a tear for your blatant ignorance.<br>You make us sad. :(
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lol fuck yeah



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Hmmm. Well, you're close, anyway. You probably just listened to too much Metallica, but it's apparent that you have a fair amount of appreciation for true heavy metal. Might we recommend a visit to http://www.trueheavymetal.com?


:lol: I guess that I didn't survive a year and a third in the Cheese Flat unscathed after all!

...Mind you, I just went back and randomly filled out the quiz in order to see the rankings of the various results, and got "Fucking hell yes!"?? :?



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<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/T/TheOphidia ... l_1_m2.jpg" border="0" alt="You are TRUE HEAVY METAL!"><br>Fucking hell yes! You are obviously in the know on<br>the subject of what IS true heavy metal! You<br>probably are a musician yourself. Go, you!<br>Keep the faith and continue to support your<br>local TRUE HEAVY METAL and we'll see you at the<br>next show!
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That made my day..truly. :P



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