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What Kind Of Weapon Are you?

Nuclear Bomb
You're a Nuclear Bomb! You are by far the most dangerous and destructive of all the weapons. You're also the most advanced. You're cold and completely indifferent, destroying everything you can without feeling, remorse or regret. You also leave a nasty aftertaste: Radiation. You plague people for years, poisoning and killing the ones you didn't destroy from the get-go. You are the only weapon with the true ability to destroy mankind. You're horrible.


Lol....

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Axe
You're an axe. Pretty sick. You're used when people can't find anything else to destroy their enemies... Your acts are disturbing and vile. You're used to hack people limb from limb, quite literally. You probably enjoy it too. Reckless destruction and lots of blood. Sick.
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This is the answer I thought Skeletor would get! Not that I complain!

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What Kind Of Weapon Are you?

Nuclear Bomb
You're a Nuclear Bomb! You are by far the most dangerous and destructive of all the weapons. You're also the most advanced. You're cold and completely indifferent, destroying everything you can without feeling, remorse or regret. You also leave a nasty aftertaste: Radiation. You plague people for years, poisoning and killing the ones you didn't destroy from the get-go. You are the only weapon with the true ability to destroy mankind. You're horrible.
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Well, that certainly came as a surprise...

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What Kind Of Weapon Are you?

Nuclear Bomb
You're a Nuclear Bomb! You are by far the most dangerous and destructive of all the weapons. You're also the most advanced. You're cold and completely indifferent, destroying everything you can without feeling, remorse or regret. You also leave a nasty aftertaste: Radiation. You plague people for years, poisoning and killing the ones you didn't destroy from the get-go. You are the only weapon with the true ability to destroy mankind. You're horrible.
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What a crock of shit!

You're an axe. Pretty sick. You're used when people can't find anything else to destroy their enemies... Your acts are disturbing and vile. You're used to hack people limb from limb, quite literally. You probably enjoy it too. Reckless destruction and lots of blood. Sick.

yet another bloody nuke

Unknown Rockstar secrectly wishes that he go the "Anal Intruder" from Top Secret as his weapon.

Gun
You're the gun! Quite traditional actually. You've been used to kill more human beings throughout time than any other weapon. What an honor for a weapon. Truly an honor. You're loved by militaries, hunters, police, the mafia and psychos everywhere! You're the universal weapon. You can be used for assassinations, threats, war, hunting, brutal murder and torture! You're stylish, people use you constantly in high-priced movies such as The Matrix, Equilibrium, The Pretender, etc. etc. You're bad. Very, very bad. But attractive, no doubt.

<center>Take the quiz: <br><a href="http://quiz.myyearbook.com/zenhex/quiz. ... 442"><font size = "+2"><b>What Kind Of Weapon Are you?</b></font><br></a><br><font size = "+1"><b>Chainsaw</b></font><br><b>You're the Chainsaw! Certainly the most brutal of all weapons. If you strike, your presence is definitely going to be known. Only the most violent, raging maniacs use you. And they've gotta have a strong stomach too, that's for sure. Much like the SCREWDRIVER, people don't expect you. If someone snaps and decides to use you as a weapon, nobody is going to have time to run. I feel sorry for anyone who finds your victims, peace be with them. You need some serious counseling, sicko.</b><br><br><a href="http://www.myyearbook.com"><b>Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!</b></a></center>

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Sword
You're the sword! Most definitely the most honorable and honest of weapons. You've been used for thousands of years to inflict pain and death on mankind. People see you as the most noble of weapons. Traditionally, you're the big brother of the gun. If a gun isn't available, a fighter will grab for you and try to take out their enemy. You're retired now, nobody really uses you in war, mankind has other... More disgusting methods now. You're good for a stab in the heart, the neck or the gut and everyone appreciates a death by a sword. The only people that use you anymore are either very stupid or very crazy. Murderer.
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Stink

Hoping for a broccoli?

Markham is the sword. "The Pork Sword"!

..that coming from ANOTHER vege!
When the apocolypse comes you guys can eat plants...and I'll eat you guys

edit....on second thought The Marked One was probably after an extreme death via a extremely noisey jet engine noise noise probably.

I couldn't be fucked taking the quiz.
I'm a AK47. I'm old and when I fall into the dirt I get up and keep going. I'm a larger caliber than those pussy lil nato rounds and I don't bounce off twigs when fired in a woodland. I don't shoot blanks when fired into the air either!

I'm with Poon on this. Without taking the quiz I already know that I'd be shit in a combat situation. Put me down as an antique French infantry rifle- never fired and only ever dropped once!